How Every Jalop Races

"450X_FTW" (mistermic) 04/02/2015 at 08:44 • Filed to: None

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 08:48

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No, that's how every idiot who tries to race me feels. Usually they're in a Hyundai Genesis or 350z.

450X_FTW > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/02/2015 at 08:49

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 08:58

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Usually at around 2500 or so.

450X_FTW > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/02/2015 at 08:58

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Hope you're double dutch clutching too

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 08:59

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That would only be if I were participating in said dick-fest.

PS9 > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 09:12

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Cant do that on the stock tranny. You'd need the 64 speed manual upgrade for that

PS9 > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 09:14

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Dont forget not to talk about that time you get crushed by your friends driving your moms crossover. You never lose thanks to VTEC YO

Moxy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/02/2015 at 09:15

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Well, yeah. Didn't you see how fast he pulled off the line? His penis must be huge...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Moxy 04/02/2015 at 09:16

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My favorite such incident was when one of those idiots tried to race me in the rain. He lost traction. I pulled away normally. Guess who won without even racing?

Moxy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/02/2015 at 09:19

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Ha! Those are my favorite idiots. More hp than brains.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Moxy 04/02/2015 at 09:25

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Yep. They're the same people who show up at autocross once convinced that they're going to decimate all because of the sick tune they got, laugh at my BRZ for being stock apart from the tires, then ragequit when I'm ahead of them by 10-15 seconds. All the power in the world won't make you a good driver, bro. This hasn't happened since I got my MR2, luckily. I no longer have the SubaBros trying to tell me what I need to do to my car. Now it's people excitedly approaching me because they owned one back in the day that they loved or because they haven't seen one in years.

Moxy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 04/02/2015 at 09:29

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That's funny, I get the same shit. Took my FR-S to a car meet and got so many of the Subaru guys with the same question: "Why wouldn't you go with the WRX instead? It has more hp."

Wobbles the Mind > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 09:41

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I've got a pack of the meanest 96 horses that will smoke most morning joggers. 0-60 in a minute son. Dat speed of smell life.

Forgetful > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 11:13

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Little known fact, no one in a FF movie has ever downshifted.

450X_FTW > Wobbles the Mind 04/02/2015 at 11:45

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Reminds me of a Top Gear review with Clarkson. "If this Ferrari is going 60 mph, the Dacia can easily overtake me if he's going 65 mph"

TheHondaBro > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 14:40

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Hell yeah, I totally beat that guy in the Silverado. Yep, it was a mutual race, alright.

TheHondaBro > 450X_FTW 04/02/2015 at 14:41

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Ascari vs. Daihatsu.

"The Ascaria doesn't even have inertia-reel seatbelts!"

450X_FTW > TheHondaBro 04/02/2015 at 14:42

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YES that was it

MrDakka > PS9 04/08/2015 at 13:10

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So how much do I have to pay for the infinitely geared CVT? More gear ratios=more better right?